:root {
  --orange: #ff8a1f;
  --orange-dark: #c95f00;
  --black: #0d0b09;
  --white: #fffaf2;
  --yellow: #ffe600;
  --red: #ff2e1f;
  --meme: "Anton", Impact, "Arial Narrow Bold", sans-serif;
  --dumb: "Comic Neue", "Comic Sans MS", cursive;
}

* { box-sizing: border-box; }
html, body { overflow-x: clip; }
body {
  margin: 0;
  background: var(--black);
  color: var(--white);
  font-family: var(--dumb);
  font-weight: 700;
}
img, video { display: block; max-width: 100%; }
a { color: inherit; }
button { font: inherit; cursor: pointer; }
.defs { position: absolute; width: 0; height: 0; }

/* the whole page shakes when he lands */
.shake { animation: shake .45s cubic-bezier(.36, .07, .19, .97); }
@keyframes shake {
  10%, 90% { transform: translate(-2px, 1px); }
  20%, 80% { transform: translate(5px, -3px); }
  30%, 50%, 70% { transform: translate(-9px, 4px); }
  40%, 60% { transform: translate(9px, -2px); }
}

/* classic meme caption text */
.cap, .big, .headline, .meme-txt {
  font-family: var(--meme);
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: #fff;
  -webkit-text-stroke: 2px #000;
  paint-order: stroke fill;
  text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #000, -2px -2px 0 #000, 2px -2px 0 #000, -2px 2px 0 #000;
}

/* ---------- hero ---------- */
.hero {
  position: relative;
  min-height: 100vh;
  display: flex;
  flex-direction: column;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: flex-end;
  padding: 0 16px 40px;
  overflow: hidden;
}
.hero-bg { position: absolute; inset: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; object-fit: cover; object-position: 50% 20%; }
.hero::after { content: ""; position: absolute; inset: 0; background: linear-gradient(180deg, rgba(13,11,9,0) 35%, rgba(13,11,9,.75) 72%, var(--black)); }
.hero > :not(.hero-bg):not(.hero-top) { position: relative; z-index: 2; }
.hero-top { z-index: 3; }
.hero-top {
  position: absolute;
  top: 18px;
  left: 18px;
  right: 18px;
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  align-items: center;
}
.ticker {
  font-family: var(--meme);
  font-size: 34px;
  background: var(--yellow);
  color: var(--black);
  padding: 2px 14px;
  transform: rotate(-4deg);
}
.x {
  display: grid;
  place-items: center;
  width: 52px;
  height: 52px;
  background: var(--white);
  color: var(--black);
  border-radius: 50%;
  transition: transform .2s;
}
.x:hover { transform: rotate(20deg) scale(1.15); }
.x svg { width: 22px; height: 22px; fill: currentColor; }

/* he overlaps the top of ASS a little: that is him sitting on it */
/* size and position of the dropper are measured from the word ASS in script.js */
.drop-zone { position: relative; width: 100%; max-width: 1400px; text-align: center; padding-top: 160px; }
.dropper {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 3;
  transform-origin: 50% 100%;
  transform: translateY(-150vh);
  /* white sticker outline so he pops off the banner cat */
  filter: drop-shadow(4px 0 0 #fff) drop-shadow(-4px 0 0 #fff) drop-shadow(0 4px 0 #fff) drop-shadow(0 -4px 0 #fff) drop-shadow(0 12px 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, .7));
}
/* the cutout is a standing cat in a square image: turned on his side
   he fills the full width and about 64% of it in height */
.dropper img {
  position: absolute;
  left: 0;
  top: 50%;
  width: 100%;
  max-width: none;
  aspect-ratio: 1;
  /* on his back: head right, paws in the air */
  transform: translateY(-50%) rotate(90deg);
}
.dropper.landed { animation: drop .7s cubic-bezier(.55, 0, 1, .45) forwards, squish .5s .7s ease-out forwards; }
@keyframes drop { to { transform: translateY(0); } }
@keyframes squish {
  0% { transform: scale(1.15, .7); }
  45% { transform: scale(.95, 1.08); }
  100% { transform: scale(1, 1); }
}
.headline {
  margin: 0;
  font-size: clamp(36px, 10.5vw, 200px);
  line-height: .9;
  white-space: nowrap;
  letter-spacing: .01em;
  -webkit-text-stroke-width: 4px;
  text-shadow: 7px 7px 0 #000;
}
.headline span { display: inline-block; }
.h-fat, .h-pussy { color: var(--orange); }
.h-ass { color: #fff; transform-origin: 50% 100%; margin: 0 .5em; transition: transform .25s cubic-bezier(.3, 1.8, .4, 1); }
/* he is sitting on it */
.h-ass.sat { transform: scale(1.7, .55); }
.relax {
  margin: 10px 0 30px;
  font-size: clamp(20px, 2.4vw, 30px);
  background: var(--white);
  color: var(--black);
  padding: 4px 14px;
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
}

.ca {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  max-width: 100%;
  border: 4px solid var(--white);
  background: var(--black);
  font-family: var(--meme);
  font-size: clamp(20px, 2.6vw, 32px);
}
.ca-k { padding: 8px 14px; background: var(--orange); color: var(--black); }
.ca-v { padding: 8px 18px; min-width: 0; overflow-wrap: anywhere; letter-spacing: .05em; }
.ca-btn { align-self: stretch; padding: 0 18px; border: 0; border-left: 4px solid var(--white); background: var(--yellow); color: var(--black); font-family: var(--meme); font-size: .8em; }
.ca-btn:hover { background: var(--red); color: #fff; }

/* ---------- belt ---------- */
.belt { background: var(--orange); color: var(--black); overflow: hidden; white-space: nowrap; border-block: 5px solid var(--black); transform: rotate(-1.5deg) scale(1.04); margin: 10px 0 20px; }
.belt-track { display: inline-block; padding: 12px 0; font-family: var(--meme); font-size: clamp(28px, 4vw, 48px); animation: belt 30s linear infinite; }
.belt-track b { color: var(--white); -webkit-text-stroke: 2px var(--black); paint-order: stroke fill; }
@keyframes belt { to { transform: translateX(-50%); } }

/* ---------- vs ---------- */
.vs {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 1fr auto 1fr;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 24px;
  max-width: 1100px;
  margin: 0 auto;
  padding: 90px 16px;
}
.vs-card { background: var(--white); color: var(--black); padding: 16px 16px 20px; }
.vs-thought { transform: rotate(-2deg); }
.vs-is { transform: rotate(2deg); }
.vs-label { margin: 0 0 12px; font-family: var(--meme); font-size: 28px; text-transform: uppercase; }
.censor {
  position: relative;
  display: grid;
  place-items: center;
  aspect-ratio: 1;
  background: repeating-conic-gradient(#f2b0c0 0 25%, #e88aa2 0 50%) 0 0 / 34px 34px;
  overflow: hidden;
}
.censor::before { content: ""; position: absolute; inset: 0; backdrop-filter: blur(6px); background: rgba(255, 255, 255, .15); }
.bar { position: absolute; left: -10%; width: 120%; height: 18%; background: var(--black); transform: rotate(-8deg); }
.b1 { top: 18%; } .b2 { top: 44%; transform: rotate(5deg); } .b3 { top: 70%; transform: rotate(-3deg); }
.censor p { position: relative; z-index: 2; margin: 0; font-family: var(--meme); font-size: 44px; line-height: 1; text-align: center; color: var(--red); background: var(--white); padding: 6px 14px; transform: rotate(-10deg); border: 4px solid var(--red); }
.censor small { font-size: 18px; }
.vs-is img { width: 100%; aspect-ratio: 1; object-fit: cover; object-position: 50% 30%; }
.vs-cap { margin: 10px 0 0; font-size: 22px; }
.vs-or { font-family: var(--meme); font-size: 80px; color: var(--orange); transform: rotate(-8deg); }

/* ---------- video ---------- */
.vid-sec { padding: 40px 16px 90px; }
/* captions sit on black bars above and below the picture, never on his face */
.meme, .lb-inner { position: relative; display: flex; flex-direction: column; overflow: hidden; background: #000; }
.meme-video { width: min(100%, 440px); margin: 0 auto; border: 6px solid var(--white); transform: rotate(-1.5deg); }
.vid-frame { position: relative; aspect-ratio: 9 / 16; }
.vid-frame video { width: 100%; height: 100%; object-fit: cover; }
.cap { margin: 0; padding: 10px 12px; text-align: center; font-size: clamp(26px, 3.4vw, 38px); line-height: 1.02; pointer-events: none; }
.cap-top { order: -1; }
.sound { position: absolute; bottom: 14px; left: 50%; transform: translateX(-50%); padding: 6px 16px; border: 3px solid #000; background: var(--yellow); color: #000; font-family: var(--meme); font-size: 18px; }
.vid-credit { text-align: center; font-size: 14px; opacity: .6; }

/* ---------- wider ---------- */
.wider { padding: 90px 0; background: var(--orange); color: var(--black); text-align: center; overflow: hidden; }
.big { margin: 0; padding: 0 16px; font-size: clamp(48px, 9vw, 130px); line-height: .95; }
.wider-msg { margin: 10px 16px 30px; font-size: clamp(22px, 3vw, 34px); min-height: 1.3em; }
.wider-stage { display: flex; justify-content: center; height: clamp(260px, 40vw, 440px); }
.wider-stage img {
  height: 100%;
  width: auto;
  aspect-ratio: 1;
  object-fit: fill;
  border: 6px solid var(--black);
  transition: aspect-ratio .35s cubic-bezier(.3, 1.8, .4, 1);
  flex: none;
}
.wider-btns { display: flex; justify-content: center; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 16px; margin-top: 30px; padding: 0 16px; }
.btn {
  display: inline-flex;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 10px;
  padding: 14px 28px;
  border: 4px solid var(--black);
  font-family: var(--meme);
  font-size: clamp(22px, 2.6vw, 32px);
  text-decoration: none;
  box-shadow: 6px 6px 0 var(--black);
  transition: transform .1s, box-shadow .1s;
}
.btn:active { transform: translate(5px, 5px); box-shadow: 1px 1px 0 var(--black); }
.btn svg { width: .9em; height: .9em; fill: currentColor; }
.btn-wide { background: var(--white); color: var(--black); }
.btn-diet { background: var(--black); color: var(--white); box-shadow: 6px 6px 0 var(--white); }

/* ---------- wall ---------- */
.wall-sec { padding: 100px 16px; text-align: center; }
.sub { margin: 10px 0 50px; font-size: clamp(20px, 2.4vw, 28px); color: var(--orange); }
.wall { columns: 3 300px; column-gap: 26px; max-width: 1300px; margin: 0 auto; text-align: left; }
.tile {
  position: relative;
  break-inside: avoid;
  margin: 0 0 26px;
  border: 5px solid var(--white);
  transform: rotate(var(--r));
  transition: transform .15s;
  cursor: zoom-in;
}
.tile:hover { transform: rotate(0) scale(1.04); z-index: 3; }
.tile img { width: 100%; aspect-ratio: 1; object-fit: cover; }
.tile.wide img { aspect-ratio: 16 / 9; }
.tile .cap { font-size: clamp(24px, 2.4vw, 34px); }

.lightbox { position: fixed; inset: 0; z-index: 100; display: none; place-items: center; padding: 16px; background: rgba(0, 0, 0, .9); cursor: zoom-out; }
.lightbox.open { display: grid; }
.lb-inner { position: relative; width: min(92vw, 80vh, 760px); border: 6px solid var(--white); }
.lb-inner img { width: 100%; }
.lb-inner .cap { font-size: clamp(30px, 5vw, 54px); }
.lb-inner img { max-height: 62vh; object-fit: cover; }

/* ---------- chart ---------- */
.chart-sec { padding: 100px 16px 120px; background: var(--white); color: var(--black); text-align: center; }
.chart-sec .sub { color: var(--orange-dark); }
.chart {
  position: relative;
  max-width: 1100px;
  height: clamp(300px, 42vw, 480px);
  margin: 0 auto;
  border-left: 4px solid var(--black);
  border-bottom: 4px solid var(--black);
  background: repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, transparent 0 59px, rgba(13, 11, 9, .08) 59px 60px);
}
.chart svg { width: 100%; height: 100%; display: block; }
.chart .area { fill: rgba(30, 200, 80, .18); }
.chart .line { fill: none; stroke: #10b545; stroke-width: 7; stroke-linecap: round; vector-effect: non-scaling-stroke; }
.pt {
  position: absolute;
  font-size: clamp(13px, 1.5vw, 18px);
  background: var(--black);
  color: var(--white);
  padding: 3px 8px;
  white-space: nowrap;
}
.pt::after { content: ""; position: absolute; left: 50%; bottom: -12px; width: 3px; height: 12px; background: var(--black); }
.p1 { left: 0; bottom: 14%; }
.p2 { left: 18%; bottom: 23%; }
.p3 { left: 34%; bottom: 33%; }
.p4 { left: 54%; bottom: 52%; }
.p5 { right: 0; top: -8%; background: var(--red); font-family: var(--meme); font-size: clamp(18px, 2vw, 24px); }
.p5::after { left: auto; right: 10px; background: var(--red); }
.y { position: absolute; left: -10px; transform: translateX(-100%); font-family: var(--meme); }
.y-top { top: 0; color: var(--red); }
.y-bot { bottom: 0; font-size: 13px; }

/* ---------- footer ---------- */
.foot { padding: 80px 16px 120px; text-align: center; }
.foot-big {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--meme);
  font-size: clamp(120px, 28vw, 420px);
  line-height: .85;
  color: var(--orange);
  transform: scaleX(1.3);
}
.foot-line { margin: 20px 0 40px; font-size: clamp(22px, 3vw, 36px); }
.foot-row { display: flex; justify-content: center; align-items: center; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 24px; }
.btn-x { background: var(--white); color: var(--black); box-shadow: 6px 6px 0 var(--orange); }
.foot-ca { max-width: 100%; font-family: var(--meme); font-size: clamp(16px, 2vw, 26px); border: 4px dashed var(--white); padding: 10px 18px; overflow-wrap: anywhere; }
.fine { max-width: 560px; margin: 60px auto 0; font-size: 14px; opacity: .55; }

/* ---------- falling cats (click anywhere) ---------- */
.faller {
  position: fixed;
  z-index: 90;
  width: 150px;
  height: 150px;
  object-fit: contain;
  filter: drop-shadow(0 6px 6px rgba(0, 0, 0, .5));
  pointer-events: none;
  animation: fall .8s cubic-bezier(.55, 0, 1, .45) forwards;
}
@keyframes fall { to { transform: translateY(var(--fall)) rotate(var(--spin)); } }
.faller.gone { transition: opacity .6s; opacity: 0; }

/* ---------- toast ---------- */
.toast {
  position: fixed;
  left: 50%;
  bottom: 20px;
  z-index: 120;
  max-width: calc(100vw - 32px);
  padding: 10px 20px;
  background: var(--yellow);
  color: var(--black);
  border: 4px solid var(--black);
  font-family: var(--meme);
  font-size: 24px;
  text-align: center;
  transform: translate(-50%, 200%);
  transition: transform .25s cubic-bezier(.3, 1.6, .5, 1);
}
.toast.show { transform: translate(-50%, 0) rotate(-2deg); }

/* ---------- small screens ---------- */
@media (max-width: 760px) {
  .vs { grid-template-columns: 1fr; padding: 60px 20px; }
  .vs-or { text-align: center; font-size: 60px; }
  .headline { font-size: 12.5vw; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 2px; text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #000; }
  .h-ass { margin: 0 .38em; }
  .ca { flex-wrap: wrap; justify-content: center; }
  .ca-btn { width: 100%; padding: 8px; border-left: 0; border-top: 4px solid var(--white); }
  .p2, .p3 { display: none; }
  .y { display: none; }
}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  *, *::before, *::after { animation-duration: .01s !important; transition: none !important; }
}